As we continue to look at
some of these job applications, we can’t help but wonder how some of these job
applicants got a job in the first place.
Reason for Termination:
Sharing proprietary
information with competitor; young blondes; “Good behavior. They cut two months
off the sentence.”; Maturity leave.
Job Titles listed on application:
Assistant chef for 15-20
years in a state facility; uninformed security guard; blue-color worker;
plumbing and hating specialist; Prisoner.
Experience listed on applications:
Planned new corporate
facility at $3 million over budget; cooked minute rice in 58 seconds; secritary
at a counting firm.
Achievements listed on resume:
Won Puletsur Prize and
donated it to charity; first runner-up for Miss Fort Worth 1997; Finished
eighth in a class of ten.
Comments during employment reference check:
“Knows more than superiors”; Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in
Las Vegas; Knows all the office gossip.
Job Titles listed on application:
Assistant rescue man; bread
yeast dryer operator; customer service dancer; fortune cookie writer.
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