From the Blooper Book

This year, we’re taking a closer look at job applications and the things we find will make you laugh and cry; but mostly laugh.

Experience listed on an application:

Worked at a daycare center for community service hours.

Experience listed on an application:

Former marijuana smuggler.

Award listed on an application:

Won Puletsur Prize and donated it to charity.

Education listed on an application:

Yale, Harvard, Oxford, DeVry

Education listed on an application:

Treid to get into college but I decided that I didn’t really wanna do that. College is for people that arent self starters. I am a self starter.

Degree listed on an application:

PhD in Human Feelings. Bachelorette degree in in computers.

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations?

(Checked yes) I got mad at my now-ex-husband and hired someone to kill him. But at the last minute I called it off, and he is still alive. I’m now on medication and am "all right."

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations?

(Checked no) The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely killin’ it on the dance floor.