Monday, February 23, 2015

From the Blooper Book

This year, we’re taking a closer look at job applications and the things we find will make you laugh and cry; but mostly laugh.

Personal reference listed on an application:

Do you accept accomplices?

Personal reference listed on an application:

EBay feedback, Wikipedia.com, The Farmer’s Almanac.

Personal reference listed on an application:

You could call my ex but he might not be willing to give a good reference because he caught me cheating.

Personal reference listed on an application:

Mr. Tuller, aged 4.

Personal references listed on an application:

May I use my last two parole officers as references?

May we contact your current employer?

(Checked yes) Sure, if I had one.

May we contact your current employer?

(Checked no) School has been my job up to this point.