From the Blooper Book

Each month, Aurico brings you highlights from the best candidates, the brightest candidates, and these candidates, leaving us all to think “Well, that’s ONE way to fill out a résumé”

He’s working up the courage to ask out the Spreadsheet Queen:

Job Title: “Homecoming King”

I notice the details, I just don’t correct them when they’re wrong:

Please list any special skills you may have which would be helpful in considering your employment: “Ecxellent attention to detail.”

Is this the San Francisco campus, or the satellite branch near Jupiter?

Please list schools you’ve attended: “Starfleet Academy”

I’m trying to decide if this is an east-coast school that studies Southern California, or vice-versa:

Please list schools you’ve attended: “Massachusetts Institute of Los Angeles”

I’m really interested in their majors:

Please list schools you’ve attended: “Salsa Rancho College”