From the Blooper Book

Let’s take a break from the action and look at some job applications where, through good intentions or bad grammar, some candidates just missed the mark:

Tell us how you really feel:

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (Checked no) “I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”

In that case, we’ll just forget this ever happened:

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (Checked no) “I told the employer they don’t need to do a background check on me.”

Better than looking at the floor, I suppose:

Job Title: “Pilot”

Job Duties: “Spend most of the day looking out the window.”

He’s seen a lot of action movies, so he knows what’s best:

Job Title: “Security Guard”
Job Duties: “Run away and call the police.”

She will be making a Royal Sub-sorting Appearance next week:

Job Title: “Spreadsheet Queen”

Let’s hope he doesn't call in sick:

Job Title: “Senior Armageddon Avoidance Engineer”