From the Blooper Book

We’d like to thank those candidates who, for whatever reason, may not have been thinking when it came time to their job application. This wouldn’t be possible without you:

On the plus side, nobody had to worry about awkward small talk for the rest of the night:

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (Checked yes) “Yes. At a party, I drove my SUV into a swimming pool. Unfortunately, there were guests swimming in it.”

I think he should be introduced to Ms. Take:

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (Checked yes) “Yes. A Mr. Meanor.”

Can any of us really say otherwise?

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (Checked no) “No, but I have no idea what I’ve forgotten.”

I’ve also tried to forget that I ever read ‘Twilight’:

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (Checked yes) “Well, not convicted. But I was arrested for checking out Twilight from the library and then forgetting to return it for two years. I had to pay $36 in fines.”

This fills us with confidence:

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (Checked yes) “Don’t worry, I’m not wanted in this state.”