From the Blooper Book

Every month we endeavor to highlight the weird, the odd, and the bizarre responses from recent applications.  Here are a few that have crossed our desk:

It sounds like you really enjoyed this job:

Summarize the nature of work performed and job responsibilities:

“the Ability to stand 8 hours a day pack corn dog 3 boxes within a min.”

This job may be radioactive!

Summarize the nature of work performed and job responsibilities:

“Call me sunshine I glow all day”

It couldn’t hurt, right?

Please list any special skills you may have which would be helpful in considering your employment:

“Sense of Humor LOL”

Ouch, that DOES hurt:

Please list any special skills you may have which would be helpful in considering your employment:

“Not special”

This is helpful in almost every job imaginable…

Please list any special skills you may have which would be helpful in considering your employment:

“No Puking”

…Especially if you’re supervising this guy:

Please list any special skills you may have which would be helpful in considering your employment:

“I can turn into a bird”

Sometimes, the direct approach is best…

Please list any special skills you may have which would be helpful in considering your employment:

“Just a very hardworking guy”

…and sometimes not.  Maybe the Sense of Humor guy is hiring?

Please list any special skills you may have which would be helpful in considering your employment:

“I am very good at this is stupid.”