Tuesday, July 24, 2012

FROM THE BLOOPER BOOK: Next time, maybe they’ll give a straight answer

When we’re performing in-depth background screenings, the last thing we expect to find is a punch line. But sometimes that’s what we get. Here are unexpected responses we received that are guaranteed to make you wonder “what were they thinking?”

Application Question: Who should we contact in case of emergency?
Answer: 911

Application Question: Dates of employment?
Answer: Monday to Friday

Reference Verification:  
“In general he was a decent human being. I never got the spider senses tingling."

Researcher: “Are you aware of any weaknesses in his performance?”
Response: “No. He’s a strong, mighty man”

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