From the Blooper Book

 Thanks to their honesty and entertaining spelling, these individuals pre-screened themselves out of the candidate pool. Here’s the latest installment of real, eyebrow-raising responses we’ve seen on job applications.

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past ten years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)

If yes, describe in full: “I found a credit card and tried to use it for gas”

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past ten years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “Weapons passion”

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past ten years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “druge case (I have a waiver)”

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past ten years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “Drug traffing.”
List any special training or skills (languages, machine operations, etc.): “BilinguAl”

Have you been convicted of a crime in the past ten years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “Possion of a controled substance – I will talk to you about it.  Please?”